Health Update

I'm pretty sure I bruised the bottom of my foot. The rest of me seems fine, but I can't walk. I'm a hobbler. Woe.
I'm wearing shoes for the first time in a long time today. Shoes and socks. Big furry red socks. My feet are hot. My foot is sore. The good news is, I injured myself doing something cool (climbing mountains in flip flops). Much better than when I injure myself watching TV.
I'd like to pre-emptively thank my legions of fans and readers for the outpouring of well wishes, cards and flowers.