Thursday, June 11, 2009

Ask the Magic 8 Ball!

Dear Magic 8 Ball...
Q 1. What should I do with my life?
A 1. It is certain.

Comment: Fate truly exists and what I'm supposed to do with my life will happen regardless. That's a relief. I was worried I'd have to DO something.

Q 2. Why won't the pocket flaps on my pants lie flat?
A 2. It is decidedly so

Comment: Fate truly exists and how my pant pocket flaps lie will happen regardless of washing or wishing. Maybe if I got out my ironing board...

Q 3. I was thinking about just cutting off the flaps. Would that look more hobo then letting them stick up all the time?
A 3. Most Likely.

Comment: That's what I thought too.

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