I'm so sorry my beautiful and classy readers. Apologies to my ugly, offensive readers as well. I've really dropped the ball this past while. Forgive me?
No? Well fine. I guess I'll have to earn back your love, one post at a time. Hey, that rhymed. So did that. That didn't. Moving on...
Let's get back in motion with a little 8ball Wisdom
Dear Magic 8 Ball
Q1: How awesome am I?
A1: Cannot Predict Now.
Comment: I know... you're probably thinking "You're awesomeness increases every day, Anne... it's so hard to tell how awesome you are each minute because your coolness is exponential." You are such a fucking suck up, 8 Ball.
Q2: Will I go deaf if I continue to abuse Q-tips?
A2: Better not tell you now.
Comment: What??
Q3: Will I ever win the 649 jackpot?
A3: Very doubtful.
Comment: :( I won my first 649 prize yesterday - a big $5 dolla! I thought I was on my way...
Okee dokie... In other news I made several paperbag bunny puppets today. Mine's named Gertrude. She gives off whoreish vibes and likes to hide garbage. I may feature her and her other bunny friends in a story soon. If you'd like? Do you guys like the stories? I'll ask the 8 Ball.
BONUS
Q4: Do my readers enjoy my stories?
A4: Yes! Definately!
Comment: Good! That's good.
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