Gutenmorg,
Ya, is Freutag! Ich can't really sprechin zee deutsch, so I'll stop now.
What's up my peeps? I just found out my motor on my car is dead. Dead. My car. MY CAR. Fack!!! What am I going to do?
Mom: "Oh, you can just rent a car!"
Me: "I'm not going to rent a car, mom"
NOT HELPFUL. This is what I want to hear,
Mom: "Don't worry Anne, we'll buy you a new car. No worries!"
Me: "THANK YOU! Was that so hard??"
Mom: "Not at all. I don't know why I didn't buy you a new car earlier!"
Me: "No shit, mom. Gawd!"
WHY CAN'T I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS!!?!?!
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