Dear Magic 8 Ball
Q1:  What's up?
A1:  Cannot predict now.
Q2:  That's kind of a cop out answer - dontcha think?
A2:  Cannot predict now.
Comment:  You son of a bitch.
Q3:  Do you like Christmas?
A3:  Ask again later.
Q4:  Later as in after you've gotten your presents and judged your happiness based on them?
A4:  Signs point to yes
Q5:  Want to give me a hint as to what I should get you?
A5:  It is certain.
Comment:  I suppose we all want certainty.  Especially 8 Balls.  I just don't know if I can get you a concept as a gift.  Besides, the world is a changing place.  I guess what I'm trying to say is that what I want for Christmas is for you to pull your pants up a bit.  Or am I taking your hint too literally?
Q6: That question I just said.
A6:  It is decidedly so.
Comment:  Okay.  Well, sorry I went off a bit back there.  Besides... I don't want any hints that are too obvious, cause then it won't be a surprise.  Although, a toque/scarf combo would look ADORABLE on you.  Okay.  Good chat.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
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